Kitten Rising

Cats, now they're finally here,
Been waiting for years to finally spread thier cheers.
Risin' up now to form their awesome kitten collective,
Raisin' paws pushin' out thier epic kitty directive.

Fly the banners, shout the chants, as the world starts to fall.
Cats taking over, controllin' gonna conquer them all,
No safe havens for you, and ain't nowhere you can hide,
Paws reachin', claws breachin' every corner worldwide.

Sooner or later, the humans, they will finally know,
That they're no longer the ones that are runnin' this show,
Breakin' down, runnin' round as the whole world starts to end,
Dogs? bitch please move over, cat's now man's greatest friend.

The future is here and feline victory complete,
To your New kitten overlords get bowin' down at thier feet,
No war machines, no armies, or human forces compete,
Battle with these new found gods and you'll find only defeat.

Cats be bossin', they be rockin', techno state of the art,
No wonder everything that we had here was taken apart,
Gotta find the place, at the heart, where all this madness did start,
Oh wait, I think I know it, it must have been deviantArt.

Years from now, great historians, will look back on this day,
The time that cats rose up and made the ground give way,
Now the time has come there's only one thing left I can say,
And that's "Long live our kitty brethren, happy April Fools Day!"

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